Ways to become rich

Ways to become rich - become a non-commissoned salesman, working in exactly the same location as the people who recruited you (no defined sales territory here folks!), selling overpriced products (30-40% more expensive than products from discount retail stores), sell $200 worth of stuff each month to get $6 back (or just buy it yourself, you can never have too much overpriced toothpaste or low quality dishwashing soap), buy hundreds of dollars worth of CDs, tapes, and function tickets (all required to "succeed" in this business), attend meetings EVERY WEEK to hear the same stuff you heard the week before, spend half your time enthralled with the person who recruited you (they are rich and successful, all you have to do is do exactly what they say, in every area of your life - relationships, family, spending, and so on), and then spend the rest of your life trying to get others to do the same (everyone becomes a "sharp businessman who might want to develop a business in your area").

Wow, sign me up to Amway right now!